Behold! The Ancient Artifacts
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Step aside, modern tech—this legendary T-shirt showcases the true relics of human civilization: the floppy disk, the VHS tape, and the almighty cassette. With the bold slogan “Behold! The Ancient Artifacts”, this tee is perfect for anyone who remembers blowing into electronics to make them work, rewinding tapes with a pen, or battling the eternal struggle of “Please Be Kind, Rewind.”
Crafted for retro lovers, old-school nerds, and anyone who lived through the analog era, it’s a wearable museum exhibit that guarantees laughs, nostalgia, and maybe a few confused Gen Z stares.
Wear it proudly. You survived technology’s awkward phase.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
At this moment we are shipping within Canada, with future expansions to other markets globally.
With many logistics partners our Canadian shipping network will benefit you with fast, secure and best priced delivery.
We make the production and delivery of our products as simple as possible.
The average delivery time:
5-9 days Standard Shipping
4-5 days Express Shipping
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